After a lifetime of attempts, Rob Kendler finally finds himself in a threesome.

Kendler, a graduate of Michigan State University, was first attracted to sheep when it became quite clear to him that women are just a pain in the ass. Rumor has it that the two sheep rejected Rob in the end, leaving him in abject misery.

Never fear Rob, there are always more sheep where those two came from. We suggest, however, you buy your own.