Doomed by association, Jose Guzman once had a promising future as a gynecologist for exotic dancers. But after college, he shared an apartment with Alex Franklin and Mike Terpstra. Guzman descended into a hedonistic lifestyle of beer, sheep, and Simpsons reruns.

His lowest point came during an infamous Halloween party when he was photographed in a compromising position with Steve Katz, a sheep, a broomstick, a monkey and an inflatable shark.

Recently returned from a three year stint in a Long Island monastery, Jose has made a pledge to regain his status among Sheep Across The World's decadent elite. We all look forward to partying with him in the near future.